The 71st annual Golden Globes were a little all over the place. But with that much vodka flowing, who's really surprised?
Relive all the glorious weirdness - from Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech to Diane Keaton's Woody Allen serenade - through the best tweets of the night.
Check out our roundup below:
Rooting for nominees tonight in my usual order: 1. Jew. 2. Friend I don't hate. 3. Never nominated before. 4. Ugly. 5. Merit. #GoldenGlobes- Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 12, 2014IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH HOLLYWOOD pic.twitter.com/xJCwiiN7AE- Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) January 12, 2014.@RyanSeacrest Don't push Bono, 'cause he's close to The Edge. #GoldenGlobes- Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) January 13, 2014I'm basically the phantom of the opera but of awards shows. Rather than make people sing I bust sewer pipes.- josh groban (@joshgroban) January 13, 2014RT @mouseparty: @MarthaPlimpton gorgeous!!! Are u there? / Nope! I don't go to awards shows I'm not invited to. I stay home in my jimjams!- Martha Plimpton (@MarthaPlimpton) January 13, 2014It feels so weird to be watching an awards show where Taylor Swift is only nominated in one category- Sam Lansky (@samlansky) January 13, 2014
Page 2 of 3 -Tina Fey gets the Golden Globes; Jenna Maroney's in an orange juice commercial. Sounds about right.- Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) January 13, 2014Jacqueline Bisset had to walk to the stage from another building so it took 3 hours and now the Golden Globes are over.- Gawker (@Gawker) January 13, 2014EVERYONE IS SHAKING WINNING AN AWARD FOR ACTING IS HORRIFYING AND REQUIRES GREAT COURAGE!!!- billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 13, 2014I helped write Jacqueline Bisset's speech. Did you like it?- Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 13, 2014a little too strange even for me- mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014Who's Randy's father? I say Zac Efron. #EWGlobes pic.twitter.com/cgu74EBJn2- Annie Barrett (@EWAnnieBarrett) January 13, 2014We've gone from Jordan Catalano to the guy who directed the "Undone – The Sweater Song" video. The EMOTIONS of 1994 are alive and well.- Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) January 13, 2014That little song Diane Keaton sang is the last thing you hear before you die- samir mezrahi (@samir) January 13, 2014Missed the Woody Allen tribute - did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?- Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014My underwear hurts..... Need more booze. Send help! #GoldenGIobes- Gabourey Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) January 13, 2014Matthew McConaughey is in the audience like http://t.co/N7hRZ6cFEW- Gregory E. Miller (@Greggenheim) January 13, 2014By saying "Philomania," Leo just won a $5,000 bet with Tobey Maguire. #GoldenGlobes- Sarah C. (@sarchrz) January 13, 2014